missanithrope replied to your post: I’M CRYING HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE SO FUNNY

*Looks around* Who’re you talking about?

EVERYONE BUT YOU

LOL I’M KIDDING, YOU TOO.

BUT ALSO EVERYONE ELSE

I’M SURROUNDED BY AMATEUR COMEDIANS AND EVERYTHING MAKES ME LAUGH

PEOPLE ARE GREAT.

I’M CRYING

HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE SO FUNNY

saharali replied to your post: ✎

Come up with something for mine

Also, that isn’t handwriting, that’s drawing. Ho.

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Put a ‘✎’ in my ask & I’ll hand write your URL~ 

ssaikochickin:

do it!! DO. IT!!!!!!!!!!

(via tiggy-winkle)

homoerotics:

#FUCK YOU AND THE KANGAROO YOU RODE IN ON

that tag just made me spit up my tea and I was inclined to draw my immediate mental image:

(via the-adequate-gatsby)

FOR DINNER TONIGHT I’LL BE ROASTING COW ASS SEASONED WITH MEAT SPICE AND RAW TESTOSTERONE, POTATOES FRESH FROM THE SOIL AND FAKKIN GOLDEN COBS OF CORN, TORN FROM THEIR GREEN LEAVES TO BE SLATHERED IN BUTTER AND SALT. DINNER IN THIS HOUSEHOLD MUST ALWAYS BE MANLY AS FUCK. NO FAKKIN LETTUCE HERE.

I’m just sorta realising now

I’m looking at a kangaroo

(in my backyard because Australia)

they are really freakin weird looking

look at that

what the hell is that

what is up with that tail

it’s like a dinosaur bred with a horse and a bilby

on that note what the fuck is up with bilbies

shit man I dunno